Vocabulary


asshole, n. An individual that lives without care of their impact on society. They think of themselves first and are willing to do anything to control the power in every situation. They refuse to listen, gate keep information, and refuse to admit it when they are wrong.

Aunt, n. Mom’s band of support. The individual you go to when mom goes off the grid for killing dad.

Bea, n. The name of the first mom by choice. They give you life when no one else will. They are a Queen in their eyes. They teach you what is needed to make it in life. They teach you what is good and bad and gives you the space to mess up in a secure environment.

consent, n. the decision of an individual to participate in any action of their own free will. Consent can only be given by individuals over the age of 18. Any Mom or Dad can give consent for a tiny human with the promise to oversee and mentor their tiny human’s conduct and education in the community. They will do their best to keep the tiny humans alive, safe, and from turning into assholes.

Dad, n. A maker. A caregiver. The last person in life you want to cross. Their only weakness is mom. Dad is a chosen title and accepts the responsibility to care for the tiny humans until they are strong enough to care for themselves. Must be over the age of 21. Synonyms: Keeper, Duane, Uncle

Duane, n. The name of the first dad by choice. They give you security when you do not know where else to go. A secure place. Synonyms: Dad, Keeper, Uncle

garden, n. Any location that provides a space to learn, relax, and commune with nature in a safe, inclusive environment.

hive, n. A safe location to rest. Any entity willing to provide a sanctuary for any human to learn any topic in a diverse and inclusive environment, free from judgment. A place to find a bed, a meal, and a book.

honey, n. Any talent, time, or finances given to the organization to provide diverse, inclusive education, entertainment, and social programs to benefit society as a whole.

Keeper, n. The caregiver to the Queen. The Queen’s confidence. The one they chose.

Kid, n. any human under the age of 21.

lewd and lascivious behavior, n. Any conduct that is willfully done to bring harm to and without the consent of those individuals that the action will impact most.

Mom, n. A maker. A caregiver. The one person in life willing to love you for you, no questions asked, and willing to help get rid of the body. Does not have to be biologically related. Mom is a chosen title and accepts the responsibility to care for the tiny humans until they are strong enough to care for themselves. Must be over the age of 21.

nakedness, adj. Unprotected. Bare. Easily injured.

Queen, n. The confident head of a hive. Everything a mom strives to be. The perfectly, imperfect human that that teaches you about life.

Queen Bea, n. The head of our organization. Must be at least 35 years old and will be voted in by a majority vote every ten years starting when the organization grows to 150 hives. No individual can serve more than once in a lifetime.

Safe House Network, n. A collection of hives that shares our excess honey to provide diverse, inclusive education, entertainment, and social programs to benefit society as a whole.

tiny human, n. any human under the age of 18.

Uncle, n. Dad’s band of support. The last line of defense when mom cannot be found. Does what he can to keep you safe, but he won’t die for you.

Coming Out Day, n. the celebration of your 18th year of life when you can give your consent to participate in the community of your own free will, with your chosen name and your chosen family.